Pop Quiz

What are college kids doing with their paychecks?

A.) Blowing it on two-for-one drink specials every Thursday night.
B.) Bribing Sallie Mae loan services to forget our number.
C.) Saving it up to go to a university we can't afford.
D.) Buying blow from Shifty Petey on the corner.
E.) Forgetting all the debt we've collected during our time in college and spending it all on concert tickets.

Answer: Mother-effing E. Suck it, Sallie Mae!*

*Seriously, if there's any way you could forget my number that would be spectacular.