- Knitting?
- Watching The Departed?
- Drinking a margarita flavored wine cooler because you couldn't find actual wine?
- Wearing sweat pants at 8 p.m.?
- Popping Tylenol and Ibuprofen because your back hurts?
- Convinced your hands have the arthritis?
- Wondering if 8:15 is too early to go to bed?
- Telling your dog not to judge you?
If you answered no, congratulations. You're probably a normal, outgoing twentysomething. If you answered yes to any of the above, consider one more question:
- Are you an old woman?
If you answered yes, then you and I are in the same boat. Now can someone please make me some tea? My bones are cold.
I TOLD you its not arthritis!!!! we all told you its not arthritis!!!! you have carpel tunnel and the knitting is probably making it worse.
ReplyDeleteyou are silly and also right to never go onto Webmd.