Ugh. My cell phone is dead, I owe money to the Tax Man and I spent all weekend Facebook stalking old crushes and watching movies that were made before Y2K.
But, y'know, I can't complain. Things have been looking up in more ways than one, excluding the aforementioned cluster fuck of yuck. I've made new friends, I'm close to hitting a long awaited goal and I'm preparing for a re-match with the grandest of canyons. Don't worry kiddos, more about that tomorrow.
In the meantime, I'm going to bang my cellphone against the brick wall in my room in hopes that it'll shock it back to life. Nothing wakes up dead technology like blunt force trauma.*
*Scientific study still required.
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